Wednesday, February 20, 2013

SWW!!!!!

HELLO! And welcome to Masterpiece Theater. I am your host, Vincent Twice, Vincent Twice.
...............so what if my mother is the only one that is going to laught at that......................

So what If I accidentally skipped a few weeks of this? Whoopsie.

So what if when I go to the bathroom at work I always tear off the first 5 sheets of toilet paper and throw it away before getting my own. You know the person before you had their hands all over the TP before you walked in. Ick.

So what if I am really looking forward to some more snow!? That means some time off work, score!
     and so what if I am going to go negative on my vacaion time because of it?

So what if I am AGAIN annoyed by someone's uncanny ability to tell the second I take off my bra and then show up at my door. I've put this in two other SWW posts..but it happened again. Can't a girl let her girls out without being interrupted!?

So what if I fed Halle spaghetti-o's for dinner twice this week. Why do I always feel guilty for feeding her "bad food"??? Sometimes I get to the point where i'll feed her whatever she wants just so she will eat. She usually throws everything on the floor.

So what if I went back to buying some baby food so Halle will eat veggies? She is obsessed with the Plum Organics pouches and will eat whatever comes out of it. Spinach, peas & pear mix? Jokes on you, Halle!

So what if I went to bed without brushing my teeth last night...and had so much guilt about it that I got up 30 minutes later to brush. It was one of those "Oh, shit, I've turned into my mother" moments.

So what if I iron Halle's clothes more than I should? I used to make fun of my sister for doing this with her boys stuff...and now I do it. Darn it!

So what if I contemplated spending every last cent of my bonus that is coming my way in March? Reality kicked in and I decided to pay off some debt instead. Darn it again!

So what if I realized this morning that I feel 100 times better when I eat healthy for 3 meals a day. I mean, DUH. People say this all the time...but for some reason when I was in the bathroom at work washing my hands this morning something just clicked.

So what if 2 of my so whats happened in the bathroom today? Hmm, that's odd.

3 comments:

  1. I am dying! You always have the best SWW! They are so funny!

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  2. So tell me little sister....How does it feel to be just.like.me?????? hahahahaha!!

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  3. Thanks for making me laugh!! I do that with the toilet paper also!! :)

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